If you thought I'd miss your Dirty 30, you're batshit crazy... There was no way I'd pass up the opportunity to show up unexpected, late at night, in a military onesie, singing happy birthday (off key and in a weird deep voice) with all our friends to celebrate how much better the world has been the past 3 decades because you exist! you woman! @itsmejessicaszohr #hashtaghashtag #thisisourlives #YOLOneverDOLO #ItAlwaysWorksOutInTheEnd Shout out to @scotty_mcknight for planning this special day for you, and also for helping me scheme and pull off my surprise.